Monday, May 10, 2010

{smokin' hot}

In my dreams turky jeans! Sheesh. So I was very happily reading Jack's recent post about her sister-in-laws wedding this past weekend. I have a dress too. To get into to. Let's just say it that way. SPANX me now! LOL! Okay, it really isn't that bad, but I can tell you one thing. If my MOTHER doesn't stop baking around the house it will be. So, I have decided two things:

1. Forget breakfast, lunch and dinner
2. Do not GROAN about missing breakfast, lunch and dinner

We have all been there. But what am I supposed to do when your friend decides on the fly that she is going to get married in three months instead of six? It kind of puts a kink in the plan especially when being a Northerner there is just a few more winter pounds to lose then someone coming from TEXAS. Yep, those little skinny legs of hers are just waiting for the sandy beaches of Cancun. Stinker. Anyway, I am very much looking forward to stepping into my Kelly green dress and wowing the whole assembly. Only I'm afraid by the fact that their jaws aren't dropping at the sight of my beauty but how closely I resemble an army worm! So there. It's okay. I've gotten over it. =)

Reiterating... no breakfast, no lunch and NO dinner! =( No breakfast, NO lunch and NO dinner. It's okay little bean. You'll be just fine. Yep, yep.


Jack said...

Please promise me you will not skip meals just to fit into this dress! Cut out the sweets and smaller portions and some exercising and all will be fine :)

I'm sure you will look truly divine in your lovely Kelly green dress. I LOVE green!

And if all else fails... A good SPANXing may be in order ;)

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